A: Because there are four new conditioners in her bathroom.
Granted, two are staples (Shout out to PM and the Suave Coconut Naturals! One love.), but I bought the Taliah Waajid Enhancing Herbal Conditioner and Tropical Degil's Milk Protein conditioner (Dominican product).
It will probably be a minute before I use the Milk Protein, but I used a small amound of the Taliah Waajid to smooth back my puff, and my hair is really soft there. I'm looking forward to using it tomorrow.
As I have a new camera (graduation had it's privileges) I have no excuse for not taking pictures. No excuse but my hardcore laziness.